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[Mixed - Book/Text] CoaCB Content + Other
« on: July 15, 2015, 07:05:42 PM »
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Book Title: The Alchemist's Fieldbook: Bittercoast Fungi (u/MrFahrenheit39)

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Vvardenfell is the home of many beautiful species of fungus, but none are as glorious as the bio-luminescent family of mushrooms sprouting along the Bitter Coast. While the Ashlands may have their fire fungus and weeping gills, and the Telvanni their almighty towers, but the existence of such simple forms of life emitting light akin to that of a wisp is magical in a wholly unique manner. The Violet Corprinus and Luminous Russula contain no notable magical essence, and yet they glow brightly throughout the night!

The Luminous Russula is mostly green with a blue tint, mottled by patches of brown and white. It is fat, round and mildly scented, although some specimens may be pointed and exceptionally pungent. The rim of the cap is dotted with spots, which emit the peculiar light. The thick, fibrous stalk is lined with purple veins, oriented away from the direction of sunlight. When harvesting, pull the mushroom up from the base, forking it out of the ground entirely. Refill the hole with leaves and dirt, to promote growth of fresh toadstools.

Violet Corprinus is a small but attractive mushroom. A bright sky-blue, edged with purple splotches and white speckles adorning the fruit, it is impossible to mistake for any other. The best specimens are taken when the stalk is between 3-5 inches in length, unblemished and flawlessly straight. Package specimens in a cloth bag filled with down feather and shed fur to prevent bruising on the journey home.

The Bungler's Bane, also known as the Fool's Mushroom, is almost entirely toxic. Even the smallest sample will result in an upset stomach, which is aggravated moreso by the consumption of alcohol. Orange and brown, thickly striped and somewhat ragged in appearance, it bears great resemblance to Hypha Facia, a less attractive but edible relative. Almost any tree, rotting log or slab of moldy wood will eventually spout these mushrooms. When broken, the flesh is dry and powdery.

Hypha Facia is a damp but delicious specimen. While it inhabits the same territories as the Bungler's Bane, it lacks the vibrant colour and dusty appearance. To compare these two shelf fungi, cut off a piece. Bungler's Bane contains very little moisture, whereas the Hypha Facia is almost dripping with spore-laden water!

Skills Associated: Alchemy
Book Value: 25g
Weight: 2.8



Book Title: Delicacies from Afar: Bosmer Surprise (u/MrFahrenheit39)
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Content: It's cannibalism! Surprise! [You are in fact, not surprised.]
Skills Associated: N/A
Book Value: 1g
Weight: 1.5

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Book Title: The Special Guar [Children's Storybook] (u/MrFahrenheit39)

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Once upon a time, lived a very special guar. This guar was white as bone, with eyes like smoldering embers and claws of shining gold. Their name was Little Guar, and they lived in a far away land, very far away from all the people and villages. The others guars did not like Little Guar. Little Guar was bright and shiny, but the others guars were dull and brown. "A good guar is a plain guar!", the guars said. So Little Guar was sad.

One day, Little Guar went out to the water, and met the Wise Old Mudcrab. He had lived in this place longer than anyone could remember! And the Wise Old Mudcrab said, 'Why are you so sad, Little Guar? You are like a moon amongst tiny stars!"

"The other guars don't like me," said Little Guar, "because I am not a good guar."

The Wise Old Mudcrab scratched his shell in confusion. "Not a good guar? Now, I don't think that's true, Little Guar."

Little Guar was shocked! The grown-up guars were always right, that's what they said. The Wise Old Mudcrab must be wrong, but he's even more grown-up than they are! Little Guar was very puzzled now, but the Wise Old Mudcrab never told a lie.

"Surely any guar must be good at being a guar. You eat roots and walk on two legs, and you sleep during the night like other guars. Yes, you must be a good guar." The Wise Old Mudcrab spoke wisely. He was a very clever mudcrab after all.

And so Little Guar ran back home with their head held high. And as the years passed by, Little Guar grew even more beautiful and strong, and the Wise Old Mudcrab was proud. One day, Little Guar, now a very big guar, went to see the Wise Old Mudcrab.

"You were right, Sera. I may be as white as the clouds, with bold eyes and glittering claws, but I am still a guar. The other guars can be mean sometimes, but I'll always be just like them, even if they don't know it. Thank you, Wise Old Mudcrab!"

And the Wise Old Mudcrab smiled. Little did Little Guar know, that every thousand years on a full moon, a very special guar would hatch. Little Guar did not know it, but they would become one of the most important guars of all.

~ Anonymous

Skills Associated: Speechcraft
Book Value: 10g
Weight: 1.0

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Re: [Mixed - Book/Text] u/MrFahrenheit39's Plot
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2015, 07:16:44 PM »
Hey, you're that guy from Tumblr? CorprusBeast? Love your work on the world-building lore. So much head canon for me!

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Re: [Mixed - Book/Text] u/MrFahrenheit39's Plot
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2015, 05:04:00 AM »
omg more people recognize me Yep that's me, glad you enjoy it! I used to hate writing but I found my niche in pseudo-educational world building lore. For once, I actually like writing and I can post it publicly.
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Re: [Mixed - Book/Text] u/MrFahrenheit39's + ??? Plot
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2015, 11:34:53 AM »
You're off to a great start, Corprus! Love the new books so far! :)
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Re: [Mixed - Book/Text] u/MrFahrenheit39's + ??? Plot
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2015, 07:26:35 AM »
oop i'm still here i've just been away on holiday

I'm volunteering all my blog content for use in books since there's so much of it. Just give me a poke if you use any of it though so I can keep track of where it's all at.
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Re: [Mixed - Book/Text] CoaCB Content + Other
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2015, 04:39:58 AM »
yes helo i am still here


so i have a fever and can't do anything this week other sitting on my ass in bed so i'll be popping back in to write some stuff up and drop off bits and pieces from my blog
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